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BREAKING: National Dating Standards Lowered

Andrew Summersgill

by Andrew Summersgill
Wednesday, 8th June 2011

The Onion News Network has broken news of a US Government policy U-turn with regard to the dating industry. In order to spur coupling, the Federal Dating Agency has lowered standards to include gambling addicts and the morbidly obese.

These re-adjustments bring US dating standards to the lowest level since records began.

They are hoping that by reducing the minimum basic attributes required in a romantic partner will offset rising levels of desperation and get the online dating market moving again.

They are also running polls on the issue, please have your say here:

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As Managing Director of London's premier speed dating firm Original Dating, Andrew has huge experience of the dating scene and has been helping people meet since 2002. Andrew co-founded Dating Trail in 2008 and is a driving force behind this website.

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